Choose Sarcasm 'Whatever' Tees

These awesome tees are the brainchild of local whaanau pakihi "Choose Sarcasm".

Each tee has 'Engari mō tēnā' printed on it, available in 3 colours (copper, black and pink) and several sizes! Please see size guide in the images section.

"Sometimes we just need a hint of sarcasm. Sometimes a little, is enough.
'Engari mō tēnā' is a kiwaha that sarcastically means 'whatever'. It's like a verbal eye-roll 🙄. 'Choose Sarcasm' doesn't have a direct translation, so instead we picked a sarcastic Māori phrase. Have you ever heard that saying, "Family is not an important thing. It's everything"?
Yeah, we couldn't agree more. But you know what else resonates with us?
"Family: where drama never takes a holiday." We love that one too.
Luke and Alice are the 'parental figures' (and high school sweethearts) in this little circus, Taylor's the firstborn (and self-proclaimed favourite), and Ruby is the youngest by 13 years.
Ok, let's meet the team – there are five of us: Taylor, Luke, Alice, Ruby, and, of course, Lunar, the puppy. IT'S MORE THAN US THOUGH.
And when we say family, we really mean it.
It's not just how we run the business but we have boyfriends, cousins, and yes, even reluctant aunties moonlighting as models. Sure, you could argue it's a clever cost-cutting manoeuvre, but really, it's all a sneaky little plot.
So, when we say whānau, we mean it in every sense of the word".

Weight: 180g/m²
Fabric: 100% Cotton Single Jersey Knit.
Jersey cotton is a type of knitted fabric known for its soft, comfy feel and laid-back aesthetic. The textile is also notably stretchy. While traditional cotton doesn't have this flexibility, the knitting technique gives it an elastic quality, even without blending synthetic fibers like elastane or spandex.